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ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC: Mayor Succumbs, is Zombified
He went to investigate a zombie sitting, and told his wife he’d be back in a few minutes. Little did the Mayor of Perthville realise that he would himself be bitten by a zombie, and turn into one....
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Am I Batman or the Penguin? Asks Death
Diplomats are not like you and me. Our Perthville Diplomat dreams of superhero feats and being a crusader for world peace. He has a plan, hatched in a day dream, to escape the media in an aeroplane...
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Who Better to Lead the Revolution than a Dead Whistleblower?
Well, obviously he’s not dead. We thought he was, but he was not quite as dead as we thought, you see. The Construction Worker was taken down by a tram, but his work at the mine exposed him to a...
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United We Stand, Unzombified We Fall
An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these men have been secret Zombie sympathisers for some time now, and were...
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The NSA is No Match for an Alert Wife
That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to the popcorn cafe (a dodgy move, considering the cockroaches they serve in their...
View ArticleDeath = Not the Guy You Want at Your Parties
This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good about this article? We’ve used the word “literally” once already, and correctly. This...
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Who Would You Save in Your Lifeboat? Someone Who Paints Cliff Faces Onto...
It’s a public service, really. Some cliff faces don’t look particularly authentic. Say, you look at it and you think, “Is that indeed a cliff face? Because it’s not so clear…” And so we honestly do...
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The Easiest Thing in the World: Running the U.S. by Live Stream from Perthville
The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d pull into your lifeboat. He has asked the Doctor to look after Obama, and is going to prop the...
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SPECIAL SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE STORY
We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their husbands arrested without cause. But special spousal privilege applies between First Ladies...
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Corruptible Mayor Caves in to Make-Believe Creatures
The Mayor has made a public statement, and it went something like this: “Zombie rights for all! Bite anyone who stands in our way!” and other intelligent, mature slogans. He is considering merging...
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